People and characters I feel a deep need to interact with. It includes two porn actors and sexual statements, if you are uncofortable with such things.
Kirill from Eastern Promises. He is literally me, we could bond over anything. But I want to discuss doglike devotion with him, I think he would love to talk about it with someone who is unjudging. He'd make Nikolai kill me afterwards, but then I would at least die happy.
Joost Klein. Discuss fashion, video editing and happiness.
Ski Aggu. I'd want him to contribute to the discussion with Mr. Klein, but mostly just sit there and look pretty.
Russian Village Boys. I want to go clubbing with them. I also need to convince them to stop singing English in their songs. Maybe kiss both of them on the cheek, just to see what the reaction is.
Youtubers Boris and Anatoli from the channel Life of Boris. Figure out who they are behind that "crazy slav meme guy" persona they both have.
balkan violence. Discuss fetishes, masculinity and homoeroticism.
Hooja and Dj Mårdhund. I want to party with them, they could teach me how to drink beer.
Igor Katamaranov from Внутри Лапенко. Would love to follow him around.
Ruben from the Swedish book När hundarna kommer. I would like to fuck the neo-nazi out of him.
Paul from Torka aldrig tårar utan handskar. I need to see, no, WITNESS this bitch. I want to be invited to his dinner parties.
The unnamed guy in this porn video (Link to my longer writing about it) I just need to know if he did any more porn after that one.
Whatever the annoying fucker from porn studio Hung Young Brit is named. The one who never shuts up behind the camera. On their website he is just named Hung Young Brit, that can't be his full legal name...